They've gone "Charlize" this year!

If that unit hadn't been so "Martha" about its performance, it might have scored more "Sean."

Well at least they've dropped the "Bennifer" thing from last year!

If I had to see all that "Britney" one more year, I'd have gone "Janet." That would have showed them all.

Overheard at gymnasiums coast-to-coast during color guard competitions.
(Props to US Weekly and its fabulous new commercials. How "Donald" can you get?)